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25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T SAY ON A 1ST DATE!

25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T SAY ON A 1ST DATE!
25 things you shouldn’t say on a 1st date! By: Comedian Tyson Paul We know that a 1st date can only go to ways the beginning of beautiful relationship or a complete Flava Flav-type disaster. Most people ask their friends for advice or words of wisdom to say on the first encounter to keep the person interested and creatively separate you from any other person that they have ever been on a date with. Yeah your friends do mean well, but really knows all the right things to say? so we at Kaboom! felt we do the opposite, we wanted to tell you what NOT to say on a first date. Because eventhough we don’t always know the right things to say, we do know all the wrong things. Here are 25 things that shouldn’t say on a 1st date…..if you wanna continue dating. 1.”You speak Dutch don’t you?” (O yeah my wallet and your purse can see where this is going.) 2.”You look just like my Ex.” (Did you know that dating people that look like your ex is now a fetish?) 3. “I pulled a drive by on my last boyfriend house.” (#Rachet) 4. “I’ve cheated on everyone I ever been with.” (Thank you for the honestly, but i’ll pass.) 5. “I just felt like now is the right time for me to try and start a family.” (Who are you Tina Fey?) 6. “I’ve been to way better places than this.” (Now I ain’t sayin she a golddigger……) 7. “My mother gonna meet us over here, if that’s okay with you?” (1st date and i’m already meeting mom’s?…where the emergency exit?) 8. “I voted for Bush TWICE!” (self-explanatory) 9. “Usually I only wait a week for sex.” (This person has enough frequent flyer miles at the clinic to go China….TWICE!) 10. “That outfit makes you look fat.” (Way to rub salt on the wound.) 11. “I’m working on my 6th marriage now.” (Very deep commitment issues.) 12. “I’m glad I work here or we wouldn’t of been able to eat.” (By the way, there a overflow in the men’s bathroom. Grab a mop playa!) 13. “Nuthin like GHB to get the party started.” (Pop the ruffy, they sweatin WOOOOO!) 14. “Imma text my friend now and let them know how the date going.” (No matter how great the date is going, if you do that you have officially became W.A.F “Weird As Fuck”) 15. “Can I use one of your kids for my income tax?” (When did this become a ghetto business transaction?) 16. “You got gas money?” (Maybe you should drive next time.) 17. “I’m a high school dropout and proud of it.” (Way to set such high goals for yourself, you must eat a lot of spaghetti.) 18. “If this date doesn’t work out, I’m defiantly turning gay after this.” (Talk about last line of defense. Where Ray Lewis when you need him?) 19. “Alright this will only take a second; I want all the money in the bag.” 20. “Did you even look at a mirror before you left the house?” 21. “I HATE MUSIC!” (I feel if you say this, you should get stole on immediately.) 22. “I’m really high right now.” (WHO TAKES A PERSON TO A WEED SHOP ON A FIRST DATE?) 23. “BIOTCH!” (Black Woman Self-Explanatory) 24. “I think you should prolly give up dating.” (Well they weren’t obviously “the one”.) 25. “You think we can switch underwear?” (They probably wanna make a hair doll out of your hair as well.) I pray that no one ever gets told these type of things on dates, and if you do…..DAMN!