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You know you’re drunk when…..
By Comedian Tyson Paul
Inspired by the movie “21 & Over” Kaboom! came up with around 30 things in life that can only happen if you were drunk (or you should of been drunk when you did) we will state some of the obvious, while others will have you thinking “What party was this at? and why wasn’t I there?” So sit down, crack open a beer, and let the drunk memories begin. Remember to checkout the motion picture “21 & Over” with it hits theaters March 1st.
You know you’re drunk when……
1. You passed out at your house, but wake up in prison.
2.You have an hour long conversation with someone from a 555 number.
3. You spray paint the inside of your car.
4. You tried to back out of the driveway with the parking brake on.
5. You start singing Keith Sweat greatest hits.
6. It’s after 2am and you text an ex.
7. You finally have a shot with the girl of your dreams…only to have “Whiskey Dick”
8. You take a nap in a Denny’s bathroom
9.You woke up the next morning and don’t remember how you got home last night.
10.You passed out in your car.
11. You asked for hamburgers in a taco bell drive-thru.
12. You double your record time (Dirty minds know what I am talking about.)
13.You keep asking your best friend what their name is.
14.You tried to skinny dip into your toilet.
15.You wake up with a shattered iphone and don’t know how it happen.
16. You make out with a person that you thought was ugly as hell when you first got to the party.
17.You threw up outside of a moving car.
18.You got beat up by a 7ft tall midget.
19. You passed out while having sex.
20.You pissed outside of a moving car.
21.You blame the sidewalk moving for you falling on your face.
22.You have an educated discussion with someone about Fred Flintstone.
23.You went to the bathroom on your bed , then walked into the bathroom and flushed the toilet.
24.You started an argument with someone because you liked their shirt.
25. You stop at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
26. You wake up married in Vegas….again!
27. You wake up in the morning to sexual images on your face courtesy of your friends and a black sharpie.
28.You start asking people to hit you in the nuts.
29. You start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite.
30.You gave your friend 20 bucks when they only asked if you had change for a dollar.
31. It’s 2am and you spend $25 on $1 tacos…just for you.
32. Someone ask you to say your ABC’s backwards.
33. You actually mean Y.O.L.O when you say it.
34. When you leave a message on your friend’s phone and end the message with “WOOOOOOOO!”
35. Security disrespect your manhood and carry you out the club “Infant Style”
GOT MORE STORIES OR WANT TO ADD ON TO THE LIST? JUST LEAVE US A COMMENT AND LET THE FUN CONTINUE!……..STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!