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CRAZY 8’S W/COMEDIAN JACLYN MARFUGGI

CRAZY 8’S W/COMEDIAN JACLYN MARFUGGI

At the end of every day, Kaboom! Magazine trends to get a little crazy. So what we like to do is have some fun with one of our favorite celebrities, models, recording artists, or social media personalities by asking them eight of the craziest questions we can think of in our funniest feature entitled “Crazy 8”s.” Today, we get a little crazy with California comedian Jaclyn Marfuggi as she tells us what a night with Fergie would be like, why she would make DJ Khaled and Diddy her slave, why Selena Gomez is amazing, and many more. Its only 8 questions, what can possibly go wrong?”….it’s Kaboom! Magazine…..so everything can go very wrong.

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Jaclyn Marfuggi Info:
Age: 30
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Hometown: PRINCETON, NJ
Occupation: Stand Up Comedian & Actor
Instagram: @Jaclynmarfuggi
Twitter: @Jaclynmarfuggi
Facebook: Jaclyn Marfuggi
Snapchat: @Jaclynmarfuggi
Personal Website: www.Jaclynmarfuggi.com

If you could have one crazy night with one person (past or present) who it would have to be…..: Stacey Ferguson aka Fergie. I’ve been obsessed with her since her Kids Incorporated days pre Wild Orchid/Black Eyed Peas. She’s LIVED. Homegirl is insanely talented, hot, and a reformed Partier who still can throw down. Have you seen her new MILF video!?! She seems so down to earth we’d have a dance party w/ 2001 Britney Spears, Flashdance Jennifer Beals and PRINCE (I can bring other past people in right? Ha), Go to AGO for Dinner with Robert DeNiro and my Marfuggi Grandparents, we’d eat Spaghetti Bolognese. Fergie and I then perform together at the Hollywood Bowl all the classics with Steven Tyler, Frank Sinatra and Jay Z as surprise guests. (All while sippin on her Ferguson wines throughout the day). Ending the night with me closing out the main room at The Comedy Store riffing with Robin Williams on stage.

Do crazy people exist: Have you been to the corner of Crescent Heights and Sunset in Hollywood? The woman screaming at her stuffed animals sitting on the curb will direct you to all the crazy.

You know you’re crazy when….: You keep having to tell people you’re not crazy.

What is the craziest thing you’ve seen in the past 30 days: Chad from “The Bachelorette” ‘s Instagram and Twitter. (Honorable mention: Taylor Swift’s new BoyToy Tom Hiddleston’s “I ♥️ T.S.” JULY 4th Mantank.)

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1. Describe your 1st embarrassing intimate moment during summer vacation?
I think I still have sand stuck up there from 2001 Jersey shore night… I Kidd I Kidd ; )

2. If you could write the last 5 mins of the series finale of “MTV Real World: Hawaii” how would it end?
I’d have the funniest Real World cast member of all Time, comic Theo Von (New Orleans cast) close show with a tight Hour long set ending on Brad Pitt Joke. P.S. watch his Netflix special people!!!

3. If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
DJ KHALED & P Diddy- I feel like they’re good at runnin things. (snapchat takeover).

4. What fashion trend do you regret being a major part of during the 2000s?
Only regret not being able to afford all of POSH SPICE’s Tom ford designed Gucci Ensembles. Although I do regret wearing a Black plastic woven choker last week that I refused to rock in early 2000’s Because I thought it was cheesy.

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5. Locked in a bathroom with a homeless man while he’s taking a dick pic or locked in a car with a ghost?
GHOST! Tell them to GO AWAY and they do. I’ve been locked on a subway and stuck on a street corner with many a homeless guy who was taking a dick pic w/ his imaginary camera. Ghost’s are way more fun.

6. For a million dollars, how would you torture your father to the point where he says “I wish you were adopted!”?
Play KANYE West’s last album full blast on repeat throughout Dad’s house 24hrs a day.

7. Write down your favorite Selena Gomez verse backwards?
I still love Justin. Oh wait hold on … Justin love still I.

8. If you could be Tom Cruise for one Scientology sermon, what would you talk about?
How life is like a box of chocolates. You never know…when you’re gonna get brainwashed by scientologists. And meal prep, defiantly the importance of meal prep ; )

*Photos courtesy of Valorie Darling Photography & Brian Moreno Photography

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*Jaclyn is currently filming her standup/sketch comedy show “Pretty Inappropriate” for Bravo TV that she produces with Gabi Conti, Rachael O’Brien, and Kristen Doute (Vanderpump Rules). She also is the Host of upcoming gameshow “Virtual Reality Date”. Besides catching her performing at comedy clubs in the US- she just got back from performing for the troops overseas on “World Class Comedy Tour” with Armed Forces Entertainment. Look out for her upcoming College Greek System Comedy Tour this fall-message her if you want your sorority/frat added!

FOLLOW JACLYN MARFUGGI ON THESE FOLLOWING SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITES:
Instagram: @Jaclynmarfuggi
Twitter: @Jaclynmarfuggi
Facebook: Jaclyn Marfuggi
Snapchat: @Jaclynmarfuggi
Personal Website: www.Jaclynmarfuggi.com