CRAZY 8’S W/COMEDIAN JESSICA KEENAN

At the end of every day, Kaboom! Magazine trends to get a little crazy. So what we like to do is have some fun with one of our favorite celebrities, models, recording artists, or social media personalities by asking them eight of the craziest questions we can think of in our funniest feature entitled “Crazy 8”s.” Today, we get a little crazy with Las Vegas comedian Jessica Keenan as she tells us all about 2004, her eating habits in 2015, Don the Jeweler, and many more. Its only 8 questions, what can possibly go wrong?”….it’s Kaboom! Magazine…..so everything can go very wrong.

Jessica Keenan Info:
Age: 30
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Hometown: Las Vegas, NV
Occupation: Comedian
Instagram: @jkeenancomedy
Twitter: @JLKeenancomedy
Facebook: Jessica Keenan
Snapchat: @jkeenancomedy
Personal Website: Jlkeenan.com
If you could have one crazy night with one person (past or present) who it would have to be…: Lucille Ball.
Do crazy people exist: Yes, they are the ones who call themselves normal.
You know you’re crazy when…: I wouldn’t know I’m normal.
What is the craziest thing you’ve seen in the past 30 days: A text from my dad.

1. The infamous incident of 2004, does it still haunt you?
I don’t want to talk about it and I can’t believe my best friend told you!

2. If you were of the opposite sex, who would you be like?
Kevin Hart.

3. How many seconds did you spend eating in 2015?
Are you calling me fat?

4. How would you know if the dictionary had a wrongly spelled word?
I would try to text it.

5. What was going on the last time your best friend said “Don’t stick it right there, it will hurt.”?
I already told you I don’t want to talk about it. I haven’t spoken about that since 2004.

6. There is a fishing trawler, with a ladder in it, leaning against a wall at the harbor. There are 5 oars and 2 fishing nets in the trawler. The distance between two consecutive steps on the ladder is 1 meter. If waves lashing against the wall rise half meter in every half hour, in how much time will 6 steps of the ladder get under the waves?
What’s a trawler?

7. Who is Don the Jeweler?
It’s Kay Jewelers creepy uncle… Every Kiss begins with D.

8. It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the longer it’s in the stronger it gets. What is it?
Me going to the gym. Are you calling me fat?

FOLLOW JESSICA KEENAN ON THESE FOLLOWING SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITES:
Instagram: @jkeenancomedy
Twitter: @JLKeenancomedy
Facebook: Jessica Keenan
Snapchat: @jkeenancomedy
Personal Website: Jlkeenan.com

*Photos courtesy of Nick Mützenmacher & Matt Misisco