CRAZY 8’S W/COMEDIAN CHRISTINE LITTLE

At the end of every day, Kaboom! Magazine trends to get a little crazy. So what we like to do is have some fun with one of our favorite celebrities, models, recording artists, or social media personalities by asking them eight of the craziest questions we can think of in our funniest feature entitled “Crazy 8”s.” Today, we get a little crazy with Indiana comedian Christine Little as she tells us all about how she would lie in court, Elivs’ farts, why we’re crazy, and many more. Its only 8 questions, what can possibly go wrong?”….it’s Kaboom! Magazine…..so everything can go very wrong.

Christine Little Info:
Age: Old enough to know not to tell
Zodiac Sign: Taurus all day
Hometown: Carmel, IN
Occupation: Comedian
Instagram: @TheChristineLittle
Twitter: @ChristineLittld
Facebook: www.facebook.com/LittlestComedy
Snapchat: @c_lik
Personal Website: www.ChristineLittle.net
If you could have one crazy night with one person (past or present) who it would have to be…..: Jesus
Do crazy people exist: I mean…only a crazy person would ask this question.
You know you’re crazy when….: You ask if crazy people exist…
What is the craziest thing you’ve seen in the past 30 days: People defending Trump.

1. If you had to lie in court to get your friend out of jail, how would you lie to the judge?
I’d lie right down in front of the judge and take the longest nap the judge had ever seen.

2. What do you think is the last thing Elvis Presley ever thought about?
Farting, at the end he looked like he farted a lot.

3. Would you rather be rich and ugly or poor and beautiful?
I’d be rich enough to make me beautiful.

4. What is the weirdest prank call you’ve ever made to someone?
Its a toss up between when I told someone they had been offered a job that included full benefits and a $20.00 Victoria Secret’s gift card and when I made fart noises on the phone for a half an hour to my high school crush. I promise I’m not into farts.

5. If you could live in a book, TV show or movie, what would it be?
I would live inside Tony Robbins’ documentary on Netflix, I wanna go to one of those retreats and have my life transformed by the tallest man on the planet.

6. What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
I have scar on my wrist from when I was making up a dance at a party in which I would fall on the ground after being fake shot. Weird dance = weird wrist scar.

7. How would the barista at Starbucks best describe you?
Thirsty.

8. What is your biggest failure in life involving insects?
This is a triggering story for me, but recently after a long trip, when I went to bed that night a large, black, thick spider crawled out of my bed. Sprayed the shit out of the bed and slept on the couch for a week. Shortly after moving back into my room, another spider Tom Cruised its way down from my ceiling fan. I don’t like bugs. 😐

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Instagram: @TheChristineLittle
Twitter: @ChristineLittld
Facebook: www.facebook.com/LittlestComedy
Snapchat: @c_lik
Personal Website: www.ChristineLittle.net