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Crazy 8’s w/Comedian Ramon Rivas II

Crazy 8’s w/Comedian Ramon Rivas II

At the end of every day, Kaboom! Magazine trends to get a little crazy. So what we like to do is have some fun with one of our favorite celebrities, models, recording artists, or social media personalities by asking them eight of the craziest questions we can think of in our funniest feature entitled “Crazy 8”s.” Today, we get a little crazy with Cleveland, OH comedian Ramon Rivas II as he tells us all about how he wouldn’t give his best friend a kidney, how people think the devil is his father, being Bill Cosby lawyer, and many more. Its only 8 questions, what can possibly go wrong?”….it’s Kaboom! Magazine…..so everything can go very wrong.

Ramon Rivas II Info:
Age: 32
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Hometown: Cleveland, OH
Occupation: Comedian
Instagram: @blazerramon
Twitter: @blazerramon
Facebook: facebook.com/blazerramon
Snapchat: @blazerramon
Personal Website: blazerramon.com
If you could have one crazy night with one person (past or present) who it would have to be…..: I’d go hang out and beat people up for Johnny Carson.
Do crazy people exist: Yes, in large droves and they don’t believe in climate change.
You know you’re crazy when….: Your eyes are 90% white and 10% pupils.
What is the craziest thing you’ve seen in the past 30 days: Pooped on a plane.

1. How would you tell your best friend that you don’t want to give him your kidney for a kidney transplant?
Handing them my bill of health after we eat at a buffet and then slowly dancing away.

2. Best piece of ass you ever got because of BlackPlanet.com?
I was obviously more of migente.com user, but the internet showed me no love until twitter. I gave myself many HJ’s thanks to migente.com tho.

3. Why would someone think that the devil is your father?
Because he tried to have sex with them in front of their mom, and then hollered at their mom then became their dad.

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4. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
I hope so, that’s the definition of teamwork.

5. Create a joke talking about the house that fell on the wicked witch of east?
Auntie Ann was trapped in a subprime mortgage. JK, those are only for minorities.

6. Would you rather be stabbed in the heart by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
Those would be the same person, but I don’t know why Maebe from Arrested Development would be treating me like this.

7. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?
Some uptight person will point it out or write a dissertation or TED talk about it.

8. If you were Bill Cosby’s lawyer, how would you get him a Not Guilty verdict?
Plead insanity after a marathon session of THE COSBY SHOW (not COSBY by CBS)

FOLLOW RAMON RIVAS II ON THESE FOLLOWING SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITES:
Instagram: @blazerramon
Twitter: @blazerramon
Facebook: facebook.com/blazerramon
Snapchat: @blazerramon
Personal Website: blazerramon.com

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*You can catch Ramon LIVE 8p every THURSDAY at the HOLLYWOOD IMPROV as part of COMEDIANS YOU SHOULD KNOW or on tour around the country throughout the year, dates at blazerramon.com/tour

*Photos courtesy of THE Yoko Haraoka