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Crazy 8’s w/ Comedian Eli Nicolas

Crazy 8’s w/ Comedian Eli Nicolas

At the end of every day, Kaboom! Magazine trends to get a little crazy. So what we like to do is have some fun with one of our favorite celebrities, models, recording artists, or social media personalities by asking them eight of the craziest questions we can think of in our funniest feature entitled “Crazy 8”s.” Today, we get a little crazy with Thailand/Northern California comedian/writer Eli Nicolas as he tells us all about Kissing J-Lo ass for pink eye, testing his limits in the bedroom, his grandma’s funeral, and many more. Its only 8 questions, what can possibly go wrong?”….it’s Kaboom! Magazine…..so everything can go very wrong.

Eli Nicolas Info:
Age: 28
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Hometown: Bangkok, Thailand
Occupation: Stand Up Comedian
Instagram: @imelinicolas
Twitter: @imelinicolas
Facebook: Facebook.com/imelinicolas
Snapchat: Snapchat is just a place for dick pics with expiration date.
Personal Website: www.elinicolas.com
If you could have one crazy night with one person (past or present) it would have to be with…..: Rihanna when she used to sing Reggae.
Do crazy people exist: Yes.
You know you’re crazy when….: You said no to the previous question.
What is the craziest thing you’ve seen in the past 30 days: An alcoholic telling me that drinking sobers him up and makes everyone else drunk.

Eli3 (Paul Bennett Photography)

1. If your parents sold you to a drug dealer for drugs, what drug would it be?
It happened once back in 1993. It was for some Tylenol and potato bread.

2. Make out with Michelle Obama which leads to mono or get to kiss J-Lo’s ass but it leads to pink eye?
J-Lo. The eye drops would be worth it!

3. If you could deliver a speech to the entire world about Vanilla Ice, what would you say?
I prefer strawberry.

Eli4 (Paul Bennett Photography)

4. What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Wrestling. Although I once lost a match in high school to a girl, I feel confident in my abilities as long as the Zombies aren’t female.

5. If your grandmother left you in charge of the last song that will be played at her funeral, what song would it be?
Return of the Mack

6. What do you think porn will be like in 10 years?
In 10 years, Porn will be even more accessible on an app for your phone. It’ll have naked chicks doing the most. It will be called “Instagram.”

7. Tell us the actual weight of the heaviest person you’ve ever had sex with?
135 lbs. I don’t like girls heavier than me. It brings back bad memories of high school sports.

8. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever cried about?
Heroes of the Storm. Damn cheaters.

Eli2 (Genessee Quizon Photography)

Follow Eli Nicolas on these following social media websites:
Instagram: @imelinicolas
Twitter: @imelinicolas
Facebook: Facebook.com/imelinicolas
Personal Website: www.elinicolas.com

*Eli will be headlining Joketober Fest at the Brea Improv on October 24th at 8pm!