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Crazy 8’s w/ Comedian Dewayne Perkins

Crazy 8’s w/ Comedian Dewayne Perkins

At the end of every day, Kaboom! Magazine trends to get a little crazy. So what we like to do is have some fun with one of our favorite celebrities, models, recording artists, or social media personalities by asking them eight of the craziest questions we can think of in our funniest feature entitled “Crazy 8”s.” Today, we get a little crazy with Chicago native Dewayne Perkins as he tells us all about self-sex, being 90 years old, screwing his life up, and many more. Its only 8 questions, what can possibly go wrong?”….it’s Kaboom! Magazine…..so everything can go very wrong.

Dewayne Perkins Info:
Age: 26
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Hometown: Chicago, IL
Occupation: Writer/Comedian
Instagram: @dewaynekperkins
Twitter: @dewayneperkins
Facebook: Dewayne Perkins
Snapchat: @dewayneperkins
Personal Website: www.dewayneperkins.com

One time I ran into D. Rose in Chicago. Like literally physically ran into his chest as he was walking out of Ralph Lauren. I let my head linger on his chest for a second too long as I inhaled his essence which made things awkward. So that's that story.

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If you could have one crazy night with one person (past or present) it would have to be with…..: It would definitely have to be Black Jesus Christ. He really had a bad deal. I feel like he really needs a good night out. We would turn some water into wine and really find the extent of those Jesus power. And if it feels right I would probably tryna find out what dat Jesus dick look like.

Do crazy people exist: Yes. They are called Republicans and people that wear corduroys.

You know you’re crazy when…..: You are a Republican or someone who wears corduroys. Also if you don’t like “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit” you’re crazy because ain’t nothing better than a group of ethnic kids going through crazy ups and downs of life whilst praising Black Jesus.

What is the craziest thing you’ve seen in the past 30 days: I saw a man get sexually aroused from watching a video of a racist getting punched in the face….that man was me.

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1. What’s a tip you would give someone to guarantee them sex on the 1st date?
Go on a date with a sex worker because that is literally their job and people love doing well at their job. Or be independent and have self-sex.

2. Why do people fear losing things that they do not even have yet?
Because they are idiots. Nothing matters until it matters. What is fear? Huh ya bitch?

3. What did your life teach you yesterday?
That I’m dead inside. I got the worst news and the best news and had the exact same reaction. Unless it’s free food or somebody finna give me massage that ends with an happy ending my emotions aren’t interested. I also learned that I enjoy lesbians way more than I previously thought I had.

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4. What would you name your boat if you had one?
The Amistad, and I would convince white people to get on it and then just drop them off in Africa and leave.

A clip from my set in the @nbc Stand Up 2017 semi-finals about the moment my gayness was solidified. A link to the full set is in my bio!

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5. Which fictional character would be the most boring to meet in real life?
Superman ol’ vanilla ass. He’s so boring. Sure, he got powers but he seems like he has the personality of a sad manager of a Walgreens with insecurity issues. Clark Kent reminds me of every bad improviser that tags you out of scenes too early and then come in with nothing. Just be Superman all the time ya bitch!

6. When you’re 90 years old, what will matter most to you in the world?
What will matter most is who is willing to do the most to receive my millions of dollars I should have by then. I will set up “Hunger Game” and “Saw” like challenges and the winner will receive my dowry.

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7. When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you?
Ok, this may be revealing a lot. But I was pretty young. I was at my grandmother’s house and the phone rang. I answered it and the person on the other end asked to speak to Clennon. I said Clennon was not home, no big deal. Except it was a big deal! It was my Uncle’s Parole Officer and my Uncle was on house arrest and wasn’t to suppose to leave. The screwed up part is that my uncle was actually at home. But my whole life everybody called my Uncle “ lint” and I had no idea that was a nickname for Clennon. So my Uncle got taken to jail because I mistakenly said he was not home because I didn’t know his actually first name. This is a 100% true story. But don’t tell nobody because my family does not know.

8.What’s a very bad habit that an ex of yours will never break?
Trying to get me to love vagina. She gotta let it go! I tried it once and DID NOT ENJOY THE TEXTURE.

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Join @euthanaasia and I for the premiere of "Starving Artists," a show about being young, gifted, and black in a world that praises being straight, white, and wack. May 24th, 6pm. The Chicago Cultural Center!! Here's a trailer for the series!!

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*Dewayne is a pilot being screened at the New York Television Festival ‪on October 24th at 9pm‬ at the Helen Mills Event Space and Theater. Also Dewayne was just recently named a finalist for NBC Stand Up 2017 and will be performing in the final showcase at the end of November in Los Angeles.

Follow Dewayne Perkins on these following social media websites:
Instagram: @dewaynekperkins
Twitter: @dewayneperkins
Facebook: Dewayne Perkins
Snapchat: @dewayneperkins
Personal Website: www.dewayneperkins.com