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HOOTERS IS GIVING AWAY FREE WINGS TO SINGLE PEOPLE ON VALENTINE’S DAY

HOOTERS IS GIVING AWAY FREE WINGS TO SINGLE PEOPLE ON VALENTINE’S DAY

It’s like my dad always told me: “Son, if you want a girl to hate you, just bring her picture to Hooters and rip it into shreds to score a free plate of wings.”

Yes, to celebrate Valentine’s Day 2018, the world-famous “breastaurant” is once again giving scorned lovers (or people who just like free shit) the chance to destroy photos of their exes in return for a plate of wings. Specifically, you can buy 10 boneless wings, trash your ex, and get 10 more boneless wings for free. Ain’t love grand?

In the event that you don’t want to go to Hooters and ogle waitresses alongside middle-school baseball teams, you can do the shredding online. After that, you can print a coupon, order the wings to go, and return to your loveless home to eat them alone. On Valentine’s Day.

I recommend shredding in real life, though. Hooters puts the pictures through an actual shredder, so you get to feel like a white-collar criminal in addition to feeling like a bitter scumbag who likes wings.

No matter how fat your stack of shred-worthy exes may be, the offer’s only valid one per person, and only on V-Day.