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Costco Is Selling A $6,000 Doomsday Survival Food Kit

Costco Is Selling A $6,000 Doomsday Survival Food Kit

Without turning this into a political conversation, let’s just say that we’re living in some highly volatile times. I think everyone on all sides of the political spectrum will agree with that. And now Costco is trying to profit off people’s fear of an uncertain future. A future that might include nuclear war and living in an underground bunker for a year eating canned food and reenacting your favorite Seinfeld episodes just to pass the time.

Do I think that is what the future holds in store for us? I sure hope not. But if it is what is ahead, by God I hope the fucking nuke kills me because I don’t want to live in a world without Wi-Fi.

Anyway, if you are of the opinion that the end of the world as we know it is near, you might want to pull out your wallet and purchase this Doomsday survival food kit from Costco. For the low price of $6,000, you can feed a family of four a balanced, 2,000 calorie-per-day diet for an entire year.